Jessica Chalas
ARA (American Rental Association) – Association of Redundant Associations
CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) – Confiscating Decidedly Contaminated things
CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) – Clinically Insane Assassins
CWRU (Case Western Reserve University) – Crying With Remorseless Unhappiness
FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation)- Fattening Breakfast Initiative (an FDA initiative)
FDA (Food and Drug Administration) – Fattening Diet Adopters
GMA (Good Morning America) – Grizzly Marauding Aardvarks
NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) – Neurotic Association of Superfluous Airheads
PE (Physical Education) – Perpetual Exhaustion
RA (Resident Assistant) – Regulatory Attention-seeker
RHA (Residence Hall Association) – Required Housing Apprentices
S (Satisfactory) – Sustainable
USA (United States of America) – Uncensored State of Anarchy
USG (Undergraduate Student Government) – the Under-qualified Suck-ups Gang