By Erin Hartmann 1. Buy plastic, decorative fruit Nothing says “I’m cultured” like decorating your house with fake exotic fruits that are begging to be asked about. 2. Make friends … Read More “How to diversify your fruit portfolio”
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Have low textbook costs? Don’t talk about it.
By Sarah Parr Sometimes deep regret can stem from is a seemingly innocent, yet braggadocious, Facebook post. That is one of the things Charity Hope, a rising sophomore who recently … Read More “Have low textbook costs? Don’t talk about it.”
CWRU wants you to put the “I” in “iClicker”
By Sarah Parr The mark of a dedicated student whose eyes are set on success is the amount of money they are willing to invest in their education. Faculty and … Read More “CWRU wants you to put the “I” in “iClicker””
CWRU socialite attends two parties in one month
By Paul Palumbo They said it couldn’t be done. They said nobody could have the time, nobody could have the stamina, nobody had the determination. This week, Jackson Jason proved … Read More “CWRU socialite attends two parties in one month”
Shocking! CWRU announces delays in Clarke Hall construction
By Paul Palumbo Last month, CWRU made the announcement that construction outside of Clarke Hall would be completed by August 27. Students would no longer have to dodge fences or … Read More “Shocking! CWRU announces delays in Clarke Hall construction”
Four Tupperware lids lost in soccer mom stampede on new Container Store
By Alaina Lisanti When esteemed retailer The Container Store opened its latest Cleveland area location this past Saturday morning, excitement buzzed throughout the whole neighborhood. Opening day brought in many … Read More “Four Tupperware lids lost in soccer mom stampede on new Container Store”
Editor’s note
By: Aquene Kimmel Taking over as the leader of a student organization is never easy. You have to clear out the booby traps the previous leader has planted around your … Read More “Editor’s note”
National Spelling Bee adopts inclusivity guidelines
By Steve Kirby Following complaints by concerned parents, participants and activist groups, the E. W. Scripps Company has accepted revisions to the National Spelling Bee rulebook to expand the correct … Read More “National Spelling Bee adopts inclusivity guidelines”
Recent survey shows majority of Webkinz users are college students
By Erin Hartmann A new study done by toy company Ganz—creator of the famous and overpriced stuffed animal toys that unlock an online world—recently revealed that 64 percent of users … Read More “Recent survey shows majority of Webkinz users are college students”
CWRU freshman signs up for classes without checking Rate My Professors
By Erin Hartmann Incoming freshman George Hail sat at his computer in the middle of the summer with sweat dripping down his face. His finger on the mouse, he was … Read More “CWRU freshman signs up for classes without checking Rate My Professors”
Incoming senior books vacation through first days of classes
By Jess Chalas After 3 full years of normal college attendance, incoming senior Richard Langley has done what no CWRU student has done before: he overlooked the first day of … Read More “Incoming senior books vacation through first days of classes”
Study reveals the true cause of rising college costs
By Jess chalas College freshmen are notorious for unknowingly buying much more than is necessary for their first year. The rest of the student body just buys way too much … Read More “Study reveals the true cause of rising college costs”
How The Athenian found the Reddit user behind the microscope meme
The Reddit user “LukeShitwalker” first shared the meme last week of a woman looking at a copy of The Athenian under a microscope to find derogatory phrases such as “pointless … Read More “How The Athenian found the Reddit user behind the microscope meme”
Study reveals the true cause of rising college costs
Jess Chalas College freshmen are notorious for unknowingly buying much more than is necessary for their first year. The rest of the student body just buys way too much on … Read More “Study reveals the true cause of rising college costs”
The unintended consequences of Roach v. Case
By Athena Western In May 2017, many important news stories slipped under our radar. No story was more compelling than that of the roaches living in Cutler House (not even … Read More “The unintended consequences of Roach v. Case”