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Author cwruathenianPosted on August 9, 2018No comment Student orgs follow university’s lead, become need-aware

Student orgs follow university’s lead, become need-aware

By Nita Ware After the implementation of Case Western Reserve University’s controversial “Meet Full Greed” policy, many students expressed disappointment with the institution. Public opinion has shifted over the summer, … Read More “Student orgs follow university’s lead, become need-aware”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 6, 2018No comment Fraternity Calls Police on Own Party

Fraternity Calls Police on Own Party

William H. Shideler   CLEVELAND, OH – Friday night started like any other: with flashing lights and blaring music on CWRU’s Fraternity Row. Soon, the flashing lights and blaring sirens … Read More “Fraternity Calls Police on Own Party”

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 17, 2018April 17, 2018No comment SYRIAN PARENTS EXCITED TO HEAR CHILD’S LAST WORDS

SYRIAN PARENTS EXCITED TO HEAR CHILD’S LAST WORDS

Jeff Brisket Homs, Syria—In a small house on the outer fringes of Homs, Syrian parents Malek and Lama Isstaif are very excited to hear their son Tariq’s last words. “It’s … Read More “SYRIAN PARENTS EXCITED TO HEAR CHILD’S LAST WORDS”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 12, 2017No comment Issue 98

Issue 98

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 12, 2017May 12, 2017No comment Confessions of a CWRU alumnus

Confessions of a CWRU alumnus

Former Contributor They told me it’d all be different once I left college, that it was going to be either one of the other: I’d be either swimming in misery … Read More “Confessions of a CWRU alumnus”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 12, 2017No comment Local man achieves perfectly balanced life

Local man achieves perfectly balanced life

Q&A with local idol Mike Flaggerty Jess Chalas Mike Flaggerty was spotted just three months ago at the grocery store picking out an unrotted bag of apples while simultaneously coddling … Read More “Local man achieves perfectly balanced life”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 12, 2017No comment EPA trashed: Cuyahoga River, Lake Erie immediately catch fire

EPA trashed: Cuyahoga River, Lake Erie immediately catch fire

Charles Li The Cuyahoga River once again caught fire after the leftover corpse of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) was dragged off of Capitol Hill to be improperly disposed of … Read More “EPA trashed: Cuyahoga River, Lake Erie immediately catch fire”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 12, 2017No comment Famous last words before leaving KSL

Famous last words before leaving KSL

Erin Hartmann “I think we should head out.” “Has anyone seen my espresso?” “I’m about to get a full six hours of sleep tonight.” “Good thing tomorrow is Saturday.” “Better … Read More “Famous last words before leaving KSL”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 12, 2017No comment Battle of the Bands violates Geneva Convention, Model U.N. intervenes

Battle of the Bands violates Geneva Convention, Model U.N. intervenes

Paul Palumbo The recent Battle of the Bands between Case Western Reserve University (CWRU) and Cleveland State University (CSU) was shut down by the Model U.N. this weekend. According to … Read More “Battle of the Bands violates Geneva Convention, Model U.N. intervenes”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2017No comment 10 ways Spirit Airlines saves money

10 ways Spirit Airlines saves money

Leticia Dornfeld Charge you $10 to print your ticket at the airport.   Charge $50 for the first checked bag and $55 per carry-on bag.   Charge an extra $55 … Read More “10 ways Spirit Airlines saves money”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2017No comment In which Mr. Jameson’s stinginess is revealed

In which Mr. Jameson’s stinginess is revealed

Jonathan Schaeffer “So now there’s a dead man in the garden, and I’m not sure why.” “Where’s the garden?” “Out there.” “How did he die?” “Someone shot him.” “Where was … Read More “In which Mr. Jameson’s stinginess is revealed”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2017No comment CWRU introduces new varsity yoga team

CWRU introduces new varsity yoga team

Erin Hartmann In hopes of finally winning an University Athletic Association Conference Championship title, the Case Western Reserve University Athletic Department has recently invested thousands of dollars to promote and … Read More “CWRU introduces new varsity yoga team”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2017May 12, 2017No comment Syrian parents excited to hear child’s last words

Syrian parents excited to hear child’s last words

Jeff Brisket Homs, Syria—In a small house on the outer fringes of Homs, Syrian parents Malek and Lama Isstaif are very excited to hear their son Tariq’s last words. “It’s … Read More “Syrian parents excited to hear child’s last words”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2017No comment Local milkshake stop uses last straw

Local milkshake stop uses last straw

Paul Palumbo Local milkshake restaurant Milky Way became the scene of an emergency last night when the cashier realized that the sipping utensil he had just given a customer had … Read More “Local milkshake stop uses last straw”

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2017No comment 600 GIFs that perfectly explain how we feel about finals week

600 GIFs that perfectly explain how we feel about finals week

Tejas Joshi Finals week is approaching and these 600 GIFs perfectly explain how you’ll feel! Sometimes you feel ready… Then finals really start and the work hits you. You’ll try … Read More “600 GIFs that perfectly explain how we feel about finals week”

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