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Author cwruathenianPosted on October 11, 2013October 11, 2013No comment The Real Disney Horror

The Real Disney Horror

Disney movies are cute and child-friendly on the outside, but their origins stem from some pretty dark places. Whoever was the first guy to think, “Hey, let’s take these stories … Read More “The Real Disney Horror”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 11, 2013October 11, 2013No comment Meet Stabby the Reclusive Clown

Meet Stabby the Reclusive Clown

A lone light bulb flickers across the room, casting a fleeting orange glow onto the otherwise darkened supermarket. Blood splattered everywhere—or is that ketchup? Oh god, don’t let them see … Read More “Meet Stabby the Reclusive Clown”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 11, 2013October 11, 2013No comment The Tale of the Goblin King

The Tale of the Goblin King

The goblin king didn’t always thirst for the slime of eyeballs, sliding down his throat, pierced by his long claws. Once, the goblin king was no king. He lurked in … Read More “The Tale of the Goblin King”

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