Written by Kayla Devault Students of CWRU’s new World Theology 101 class find themselves with an easier workload after a slew of angry gods destroyed their classroom. When Professor Harold … Read More “Deities destroy CWRU Theology 101”
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Issue 74
Goldey Fries and the three ice creams
Written by Sarah Whelan Once upon a time, a harried and hungry Case Western Reserve University student attempted to retrieve sustenance from the lovable local Leutner. Rushing inside to shelter … Read More “Goldey Fries and the three ice creams”
Urgot rerelease revealed
Ryan “Morello” Scott, head champion designer for the riotously popular game League of Legends, announced last week on the forums a complete overhaul of Urgot, the Headsman’s Pride, and released … Read More “Urgot rerelease revealed”
Princess Pizza and the power of rap
XYZ News — Julia Bianco Once upon a time, in a far, far away land, there was a princess named Princess Pizza. Princess Pizza lived in a castle with her … Read More “Princess Pizza and the power of rap”
The Beginning of it All
Trust Me, I’m A Scientist — Evan Martin Ah, the origin of life. One of the great mysteries of the universe that has confounded the greatest human minds for millennia. … Read More “The Beginning of it All”
CWRU president makes supernatural deal, unleashes demonic weather
Reported by Hallie Dolin Babs, according to a number of reputable sources, has really done it this time, and Armageddon may not be far away. Apparently, the three polar vortices … Read More “CWRU president makes supernatural deal, unleashes demonic weather”
Norse religious groups increase due to “Thor”
Reported by Marisa Neel Well, it’s Thors-day, time to get hammered… …down to the nitty gritty details of the religious revival that’s sweeping the nation. Norse religious groups have popped … Read More “Norse religious groups increase due to “Thor””
Interview with the coffee god
Behind every soy milk latte, cappuccino or mocha, one spirit resides to share the powers of alertness as the largest CWRU house on campus. This god knows that his caffeine … Read More “Interview with the coffee god”
Olympian Olympics
Written by Anastazia Vanisko After the Sochi Olympics, there was a worldwide feeling of disappointment. As it turns out, that feeling was not limited to our realm. The Greek gods, … Read More “Olympian Olympics”
Letter from the Editor
The first book that I really remember reading as a child was a 200-something page book about mythology. It was way back in the third grade when death gods may … Read More “Letter from the Editor”