It’s no secret that Case Western stands out from other schools. We’ve seen our spot in the yearly rankings, read the diversity reports and witnessed the strangeness that is Humans … Read More “Letter From the Editor”
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Issue 75.5
How to be Funny
Marisa Neel Would you like to be a comedy writer? Of course you don’t! There are lots of reasons not to: -You want to make a real salary. -The people … Read More “How to be Funny”
A Summer Wish List AKA New Year’s Resolutions Part 2
Sarah Whelan Between (possible) part time jobs, sleeping 12 hours a day and tanning for basically all waking hours, summer can be a hard time to really accomplish anything. Not … Read More “A Summer Wish List AKA New Year’s Resolutions Part 2”
Summer Suxxx
Charlie Topel Hey, idiots. It’s me. I’m back with another opinion. This is gonna start to be a regular thing, so you’re just gonna have to sit there and take … Read More “Summer Suxxx”
An Open Letter to Lebron James: Quit Playing With my Heart
Winchester Mac Cionaodha Do you hate me, Lebron? You, your beautiful bald head and powerful dunk played with my heart and then broke it. I loved you and you shattered … Read More “An Open Letter to Lebron James: Quit Playing With my Heart”
Matthew West Produces Top Christian Hit ‘Do Something’; Proceeds to do Nothing
Kayla Devault Reading the Bible and listening to the Newsboys was starting to become old news until the Fish started playing Matthew West’s now popular “Do Something.” This hit, which … Read More “Matthew West Produces Top Christian Hit ‘Do Something’; Proceeds to do Nothing”
Welcome to Indie Nation
Marisa Neel Sure, indie people sometimes give off the “God, I’m annoying because I feel the need to impose my hipsterness on everyone with a noisy typewriter” vibe. But we … Read More “Welcome to Indie Nation”
CWRU Vigilante Vows To Locate New Campus Building
Kushagra Gupta Saying that she should have noticed sooner, returning Case Western sophomore Kayla Smith has informed reporters that she has reason to suspect that a secret new building might … Read More “CWRU Vigilante Vows To Locate New Campus Building”
Working at a Summer Camp
Sabanrab Nannerb There are many ways to spend the summer in college. My great grandmother insists that young men used to bag groceries during summer break. But today, students have … Read More “Working at a Summer Camp”
Modern Art
Tejas Joshi CLEVELAND, OH—A local architectural fixture reportedly baffled freshman Case Western student Henry Dulce on Tuesday afternoon as he stood near Rockefeller. After his class finished early, Dulce confirmed … Read More “Modern Art”
Summer’s Reality TV Hits
Julia Bianco Summer TV can often be a wasteland, with networks sending their worst shows to die while would-be viewers spend their time on other activities like hanging out with … Read More “Summer’s Reality TV Hits”
Essential Advice for Freshmen
Anastazia Vanisko As new students come pouring in and old students return for yet another year at Case Western Reserve University, it’s good to reflect on what we’ve learned in … Read More “Essential Advice for Freshmen”