Issue 76

John Rambo In the middle of May, Barbara Snyder gave her annual commencement address to a large crowd of graduating students and their loved ones. Although the speech moved many … Read More “Barbara Snyder gives familiar commencement speech; inquiries made”

Hallie Dolin Every university has its dark secrets. Harvard has grade inflation, Illinois has nepotism and Duke has every single one of its sports teams. Case Western Reserve University, however, … Read More “An overview of CWRU’s greatest scandals…in the 2013-2014 academic year”

Kayla Devault Graduation ceremonies are meant to recognize each student for his or her achievements as fairly as possible. Each student gets the same walk at his or her given … Read More “Student with last name ‘Z’ submits SAGES writing portfolio as commencement begins, when it reaches him, it’s done”

Adithi Iyengar With Humans versus Zombies at an end for the school year, some students have voiced their concerns over a lack of safety on campus. The importance of prepping … Read More “Thwing Center will become new zombie apocalypse shelter”

Greg Ritchey It’s what we’ve all been waiting for since we came here: a gigantic, multimillion-dollar glass building that looks like it was taken out of a bad episode of … Read More “It’s got sass, class and a lot of glass – welcome to the new TV Center”

Kayla’s Worldly Inventions – Kayla DeVault It seems like a lot of people have heard of Belize, but not as many could place it on a map. Say “Mexico” and … Read More “[ Belize it or not ]”

Tejas Joshi CLEVELAND, OH—A study released Thursday by Case Western Reserve University has conclusively shown that many birds lack the regeneration genes found in phoenixes. The groundbreaking work lists dozens … Read More “Study finds many birds lack regeneration genes”

Anastazia Vanisko Kentucky Fried Chicken, a beloved chain to many fried chicken fans, recently made their biggest addition to the menu. This highly anticipated entrée has been shrouded in mystery … Read More “Phoenix wings: Cheap, tasty and everlasting”

Compiled through archives and twitter reports Many of you have probably heard about the situation in Ukraine. Many more of you might feel passionately about what the United States should … Read More “Twitter Takes on Politics”

As summer comes rolling around, it’s time to for studious Case students to seek out new adventures away from their dorm rooms and mile-radius campus bubble. There’s so much you … Read More “New Theme Park Opening in Neo-world”

Julia Bianco Following the recent announcement of her pregnancy, Chelsea Clinton, daughter of pioneer of the women’s pantsuit industry Hillary Clinton, announced that she will be doing everything within her … Read More “Politicians start their children on the campaign trail early”

Hallie Dolin Whether you’re a Stark fan, a Targaryen loyalist, or a Lannister supporter, you’ve probably been watching “Game of Thrones” from the beginning if you’re reading this. Nevertheless, you … Read More “Predicting the ultimate, and grisly, outcomes of “Game of Thrones””

Anastazia Vanisko A group of grumpy Clevelanders have decided that there is no chance for their home to rebuild into something better. Their project, deemed “Project DestroyCle,” claims that if … Read More “Cleveland Condemned …Maybe”

Evan Martin Life on Earth has existed for at least 2.5 billion years. Try as hard as you want, but that number is absolutely impossible for a human brain to … Read More “What can brown do for you?”

Sarah Whelan 1. As finals approach, spend the last few weeks relaxing and getting caught up on TV and socialization, so that when it finally becomes the absolute last possible … Read More “Study Tips”