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Issue 78
5 Ways to Know Winter is Coming
Anne Nickoloff, Editor-in-Chief 5. Actually, the only cheer you have anymore is your morning Peppermint Latte, which now functions as a hand warmer on your way to class. 4. All … Read More “5 Ways to Know Winter is Coming”
A Scary Story
Greg Ritchey WARNING: The following is based on a true story. Reader discretion is advised. It was just like any other Sunday night for me, beer in hand watching “Gilmore … Read More “A Scary Story”
SAGES: It Just Keeps Getting Better
Anastazia Vanisko For the aspiring Middle Ages scholar, Case Western Reserve University is broadening its SAGES selection. A new university seminar, USSY 20958AYX: The Good Old Days, will now be … Read More “SAGES: It Just Keeps Getting Better”
Caption This!
“Parking Meter feeling a little down, lately.” “I’m a little tipsy, so I’m going to Denny’s.” “This is why you don’t drink and walk.” “Area parking meter reaches for its … Read More “Caption This!”
Modern Fire Codes Prevent Art From Catching Fire When Searching For Meaning
Kushagra Gupta Did you know that, “the art gets what the art wants” was once a popular saying on campus? Until the Cleveland fire department campaigned against its usage, the … Read More “Modern Fire Codes Prevent Art From Catching Fire When Searching For Meaning”
A Building Not to be Forgotten
Nardine Taleb “Excuse me, do you know where Mather Memorial is?” “Mather Oreo?” “Excuse me, ma’am, do you happen to know where Mather Memorial is?” “Well. It should be on … Read More “A Building Not to be Forgotten”
The Pipers’ Greatest Win: Remembering Cleveland Sports Heyday
JP O’Hagan Hey Cleveland. It is I, the honorable keeper of all things sports in this great(ish) city. I know I have been rather horrible to you over the past … Read More “The Pipers’ Greatest Win: Remembering Cleveland Sports Heyday”
Area Student Slowly Realizing Quarter-Zip is Not Warm Enough for Cleveland Autumn
Canderson Ooper CLEVELAND, OH- Noting that the brisk Cleveland breeze is making him shiver, 18 year-old Case Western Reserve University freshman Eddie Evelton told reporters Monday that he isn’t sure … Read More “Area Student Slowly Realizing Quarter-Zip is Not Warm Enough for Cleveland Autumn”
How To Tell You’re Getting Older
1. There are songs that you listen to just for reminiscent value. 2. It’s physically painful to stand up after a 50 minute lecture. 3. You just can’t metabolize certain … Read More “How To Tell You’re Getting Older”
A Taste of TVUC: Restaurant Review
Anton Ego Running low on time before an important meeting with potential investors in my third start-up, I make a sharp turn off Euclid and quickly pull into the garage … Read More “A Taste of TVUC: Restaurant Review”
KSL Exhibit CWRU Life in the Past: The Horse-Drawn Healthline
Canderson Ooper Officials from the Kelvin Smith Library announced that starting this week, KSL will open a new exhibit called “CWRU through the ages.” The display will look at CWRU’s … Read More “KSL Exhibit CWRU Life in the Past: The Horse-Drawn Healthline”
Alien Invaders Unable to Understand Tinkham Veale’s Interactive Screen
Adithi Iyengar There is finally proof that the video game in the entrance of the Tinkham Veale University Center can’t be played. Earlier in the semester, highly intelligent alien invaders … Read More “Alien Invaders Unable to Understand Tinkham Veale’s Interactive Screen”
The Athenian’s Tips for Aging Gracefully
Cloe de Plume As another school year continues in full swing, many people are anxious about growing older. Remember: You may not be able to stop the passage of time, … Read More “The Athenian’s Tips for Aging Gracefully”
Back in the Year 2014
Jessica Chalas Though my bones are brittle and my heart is cold, my mind is as sharp as a Spartan’s, courtesy of Case Western Reserve University. Ah, the olden days, … Read More “Back in the Year 2014”