Issue 81

In the spirit of March madness, The Athenian looks to find out what thing is the most Cleveland of them all

Dog draws dozens to CWRU football field
Paul Palumbo Cat Person Eyewitness reports claim that early this morning there was a puppy frolicking about on the Case Western Reserve University Football field. While there are conflicting statements … Read More “Dog draws dozens to CWRU football field”
Spartans take the win in alternative sports
Sabanrab Bocaj Sports Fan? We have those? This season has been lucrative for Case Western Reserve’s alt sports competitors. While many students joke about Case not being well known for … Read More “Spartans take the win in alternative sports”

CWRU Thoughts
Sabanrab Bocaj/Bird Watcher I’ve always wondered why people treat me differently. I see folks sharing food, and I sometimes wonder ‘What do I do to get some recognition.’ Even though I’m different, I choose to see it as a way to stand out … Read More “CWRU Thoughts”

Classic reviews: “Star Wars IV: A New Hope”
Paul Palumbo Moviephile The story begins with this young guy complaining about something, as tends to happen in movies. I actually missed this part since I was still in line … Read More “Classic reviews: “Star Wars IV: A New Hope””

Eldred Theater presents “Seinfeld the Play: A Show about Nothing”
Al Sononas Self-Proclaimed Theatre Guru From the minds that created “The Three Stooges Radio Drama” comes the best Off-Off-Broadway production of the year in its first premier outside of New … Read More “Eldred Theater presents “Seinfeld the Play: A Show about Nothing””
Playlist of the Week: American Edition
Anne Nickoloff Head Honcho “Stars and Stripes Forever”—John Phillip Sousa Sousa must have known he had created a hit when he included the word “forever” in this instant classic. It’s … Read More “Playlist of the Week: American Edition”
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How to Make the Athenian Funny Comic
Sarah Whelan

Comic
Katie Starr Likes Pancakes

People Doing Real Squirrel Things
Anne Nickoloff Comedian

Surreal Comic
Anon Emus Surrealist

Weather Comic
Julia Bianco