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Issue 82

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Athenian Classifieds: Free & For Sale Page

By Paul Palumbo • Netflix. Don’t have an account? Rent mine! Available for a rate of $10 a month, includes full access to all shows and movies. • Time Machine. Only goes back to April 11, 1954. Witness the staggeringly remarkable events of April 11, 1954 as many times as […]

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Back from the depths: University considers releasing lagoon monster to fight crime

By Jimmy Matthiesen In a new proposal recently drafted by university administration, Case Western Reserve University is considering a plan to counter the rising concerns about the security of university campus by releasing the monster of Wade Lagoon from the subterranean depths. Initially displaced due to the Cuyahoga River fires […]

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Clarke Tower elevator replaced with the one from “Willy Wonka”

By Azure Kuhn The Office of Administration has approved the installation of a Great Glass Elevator, like the one in “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” in Clarke Tower. While first criticized for the budget and impracticality of building an elevator that can go “sideways and slantways and longways and […]

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Allergy-Conscious Food Options

By David Pendergast “Serving individuals with serious food allergies is always a challenge in the food industry,” says Bon Appétit PR Spokesman Rob Burlow, adding that what works for one student may send another to the hospital. Meeting the needs of every student is certainly a difficult task, especially at […]

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Grab-it delivers

By Riddhi Patel Class has started. Strosacker auditorium, the middle of the day. An hour and 15 minutes. The professor starts his lecture and there it is, the stomach grumble heard around the world. Your embarrassment settles in along with your hunger as you ponder when you will have time […]

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Cleveland to Host Olympics

By Kameron Moon As the 2015 Canadian Winter Olympics came to a close, athletes and journalists packed up and unceremoniously exited the rooms of their perfectly functional hotels and took forlorn glances at the completed Olympic parks. The games themselves went smoothly and the facilities were top-notch, but the smoothness […]

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Summer Fashion Tips

By Anastazia Vanisko Summer is almost upon us, and with that comes summer fashion. But alas, there is a fine line between what you can wear to the beach and what you can wear to work. As we hear every year, there are a few guidelines that everyone must follow. […]

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CWRU shines at talent show

By Bluffy Dumbers Case Western Reserve University students put their best foot forward (literally, for one-­legged tap dancer Lillian Diaz) at last week’s talent show. The show, hosted in the basement of Crawford in the empty space outside of Auxiliary Services, was run by new USG recognized club “Stuff to […]