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Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015October 13, 2015No comment Issue 84

Issue 84

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Cemetery

Cemetery

By: Two Fairly Bitter Cynics Cleveland Indians Mascot– Fondly remembered as a way for many middle-class white Americans to justify their racially charged attitudes. My ex-boyfriend– Here lies what I … Read More “Cemetery”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Jack the Ripper found: turns out to be misunderstood Jack the Rapper

Jack the Ripper found: turns out to be misunderstood Jack the Rapper

By: Paul Palumbo In what can only be described as the second most baffling legal case in the history of the judicial system, a man claiming to be possessed by … Read More “Jack the Ripper found: turns out to be misunderstood Jack the Rapper”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Blacklight reveals CWRU’s dirty secrets

Blacklight reveals CWRU’s dirty secrets

By: Riddhi Patel This afternoon, Case Western Reserve University was given the opportunity to conduct an investigative project at some its most popular venues. A black light was used to … Read More “Blacklight reveals CWRU’s dirty secrets”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015October 13, 2015No comment Halloween

Halloween

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015October 13, 2015No comment Big foot found on campus

Big foot found on campus

By: Adithi Iyengar Case Western Reserve University was put into a state of confusion when an extremely large foot was found on campus. A student walking to class in the … Read More “Big foot found on campus”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Athenian Classifieds

Athenian Classifieds

By: Daniel Mottern Selling: Gold Chains: Used but in good condition, worn by Barbara Snyder at University Commencement and a Skrillex concert, $2,000. “Whistling Vivaldi” by Claude M. Steele, “Quiet” … Read More “Athenian Classifieds”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015October 13, 2015No comment Mystery message in shadow of statue out front of the Jolly Scholar

Mystery message in shadow of statue out front of the Jolly Scholar

By: Caleb Diaz Gene Kangas’ “Snow Fence” statue, better known as “that statue outside of Jolly” is rumored to form the acronym CWRU in its shadow at some point during … Read More “Mystery message in shadow of statue out front of the Jolly Scholar”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Fake Ad

Fake Ad

        Tony Zhang

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Review of German 101

Review of German 101

By: JP Peralta I sit down in a room in Sears to learn about the beautiful, soft sounds of the German language. I already learned many things about Germany during … Read More “Review of German 101”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015October 13, 2015No comment Top 4 Hillary Clinton scandals

Top 4 Hillary Clinton scandals

By: National Inquirer With the 2016 presidential race in full swing, candidates are campaigning across the country and, lucky us, we get to be in the swingiest states of them … Read More “Top 4 Hillary Clinton scandals”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Quiz: Which political candidate are you?

Quiz: Which political candidate are you?

By: Jahlyn Reyes-McKinley Take this quiz to figure out which political candidate you should vote for. That’s what this is about. (Assume for the purposes of this quiz that you … Read More “Quiz: Which political candidate are you?”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment Analysis of Robert Zimmerman’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”

Analysis of Robert Zimmerman’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”

By: Raff Steporter Famed folk artist Robert “Bob Dylan” Zimmerman was known for his elaborate wordplay, whimsical imagery and often outlandish lyricism. Only later in his career have scholars discovered … Read More “Analysis of Robert Zimmerman’s “Blowin’ in the Wind””

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015October 13, 2015No comment CWRU students unable to understand class

CWRU students unable to understand class

By: Michael Codega A new report from first-year Case Western Reserve University students indicates that they have no idea what’s happening in class right now. Despite attending multiple lectures of the class, they feel … Read More “CWRU students unable to understand class”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 13, 2015No comment A study in calculus: Sherlock deductions aid students

A study in calculus: Sherlock deductions aid students

By: Stephen Kerby Gone are the days of writing formulae on one’s arm or sneaking a roll of answers into the classroom inside a burrito.  Now, students faced with near-impossible … Read More “A study in calculus: Sherlock deductions aid students”

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