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Issue 84
Cemetery
By: Two Fairly Bitter Cynics Cleveland Indians Mascot– Fondly remembered as a way for many middle-class white Americans to justify their racially charged attitudes. My ex-boyfriend– Here lies what I … Read More “Cemetery”
Jack the Ripper found: turns out to be misunderstood Jack the Rapper
By: Paul Palumbo In what can only be described as the second most baffling legal case in the history of the judicial system, a man claiming to be possessed by … Read More “Jack the Ripper found: turns out to be misunderstood Jack the Rapper”
Blacklight reveals CWRU’s dirty secrets
By: Riddhi Patel This afternoon, Case Western Reserve University was given the opportunity to conduct an investigative project at some its most popular venues. A black light was used to … Read More “Blacklight reveals CWRU’s dirty secrets”
Halloween
Big foot found on campus
By: Adithi Iyengar Case Western Reserve University was put into a state of confusion when an extremely large foot was found on campus. A student walking to class in the … Read More “Big foot found on campus”
Athenian Classifieds
By: Daniel Mottern Selling: Gold Chains: Used but in good condition, worn by Barbara Snyder at University Commencement and a Skrillex concert, $2,000. “Whistling Vivaldi” by Claude M. Steele, “Quiet” … Read More “Athenian Classifieds”
Mystery message in shadow of statue out front of the Jolly Scholar
By: Caleb Diaz Gene Kangas’ “Snow Fence” statue, better known as “that statue outside of Jolly” is rumored to form the acronym CWRU in its shadow at some point during … Read More “Mystery message in shadow of statue out front of the Jolly Scholar”
Fake Ad
Tony Zhang
Review of German 101
By: JP Peralta I sit down in a room in Sears to learn about the beautiful, soft sounds of the German language. I already learned many things about Germany during … Read More “Review of German 101”
Top 4 Hillary Clinton scandals
By: National Inquirer With the 2016 presidential race in full swing, candidates are campaigning across the country and, lucky us, we get to be in the swingiest states of them … Read More “Top 4 Hillary Clinton scandals”
Quiz: Which political candidate are you?
By: Jahlyn Reyes-McKinley Take this quiz to figure out which political candidate you should vote for. That’s what this is about. (Assume for the purposes of this quiz that you … Read More “Quiz: Which political candidate are you?”
Analysis of Robert Zimmerman’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”
By: Raff Steporter Famed folk artist Robert “Bob Dylan” Zimmerman was known for his elaborate wordplay, whimsical imagery and often outlandish lyricism. Only later in his career have scholars discovered … Read More “Analysis of Robert Zimmerman’s “Blowin’ in the Wind””
CWRU students unable to understand class
By: Michael Codega A new report from first-year Case Western Reserve University students indicates that they have no idea what’s happening in class right now. Despite attending multiple lectures of the class, they feel … Read More “CWRU students unable to understand class”
A study in calculus: Sherlock deductions aid students
By: Stephen Kerby Gone are the days of writing formulae on one’s arm or sneaking a roll of answers into the classroom inside a burrito. Now, students faced with near-impossible … Read More “A study in calculus: Sherlock deductions aid students”