Lucy Wan The morning after Valentine’s Day, I woke up with an itchy, flaky ring on my forehead and a stranger in my bed. My social anxiety prevented me from … Read More “Falling in love with a furry: How I got ringworm”
Issue 88

Dating Advice
Jessica Chalas Photos By Barnabas Brennan Have you ever started flirting with a girl and partway through your clever one-liner, she and her friends are staring at you like … Read More “Dating Advice”

DeStress With Lions
Adithi Iyengar

Snake replaces Ralph Lauren Model
Adithi Iyengar

Squirrel’s Day Out
Issue 88
Find the aminals Crossword
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Safari Guide

Peta
Letty Dornfield

If fish had thumbs

Case Western Animal Reserve

3rd Party Animals
Katie Starr
NSA no longer accepts “to get to the other side” as a reason to cross the border
Anonymous Source After a record-breaking number of chickens cited “to get to the other side” as their reason for crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, the National Security Agency (NSA) decided to … Read More “NSA no longer accepts “to get to the other side” as a reason to cross the border”
Wealthy Saudi Prince gets mad for no longer being able to buy animals
Bhargavee Gnanasambandam In a recent interview with Saudi prince Muhammed Allahhuakhmed Akbar Malik, the extravagantly dressed prince stated his clear annoyance towards his financial advisors who recommended that he stop … Read More “Wealthy Saudi Prince gets mad for no longer being able to buy animals”
The birds and the bees – Explained!
Slar’rgron Baxla The method by which humans reproduce is neither complicated nor extraordinary, and yet children and even some adults harbor great confusion and misconceptions about the process. The Athenian … Read More “The birds and the bees – Explained!”