Lucy Wan The morning after Valentine’s Day, I woke up with an itchy, flaky ring on my forehead and a stranger in my bed. My social anxiety prevented me from … Read More “Falling in love with a furry: How I got ringworm”
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Issue 88
Dating Advice
Jessica Chalas Photos By Barnabas Brennan Have you ever started flirting with a girl and partway through your clever one-liner, she and her friends are staring at you like … Read More “Dating Advice”
DeStress With Lions
Adithi Iyengar
Snake replaces Ralph Lauren Model
Adithi Iyengar
Squirrel’s Day Out
Issue 88
Find the aminals Crossword
Julia Bianco AUNTEATER BARE CROCODIAL DEAR EEMOO FRAHG GRAYP HYPPOCAMPUS IGGYAZALEA JELLYPHISH KAT LADIEBUG MOOZE NARWALL OTTRE PELLYCAN QIRAFFE REBBET SNAYK TARANTUBLAH UCTOPAS VULLTUHRE WYZERD XYLOKERP YACK ZEEBRA
Safari Guide
Peta
Letty Dornfield
If fish had thumbs
Case Western Animal Reserve
3rd Party Animals
Katie Starr
NSA no longer accepts “to get to the other side” as a reason to cross the border
Anonymous Source After a record-breaking number of chickens cited “to get to the other side” as their reason for crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, the National Security Agency (NSA) decided to … Read More “NSA no longer accepts “to get to the other side” as a reason to cross the border”
Wealthy Saudi Prince gets mad for no longer being able to buy animals
Bhargavee Gnanasambandam In a recent interview with Saudi prince Muhammed Allahhuakhmed Akbar Malik, the extravagantly dressed prince stated his clear annoyance towards his financial advisors who recommended that he stop … Read More “Wealthy Saudi Prince gets mad for no longer being able to buy animals”
The birds and the bees – Explained!
Slar’rgron Baxla The method by which humans reproduce is neither complicated nor extraordinary, and yet children and even some adults harbor great confusion and misconceptions about the process. The Athenian … Read More “The birds and the bees – Explained!”