Issue 89

Comic
Comic
Letty Dornfield

All sports to be replaced with e-sports
Alana Whersh Staff Reporter Apparently some Case Western Reserve University students are still practicing the ancient art of moving around at medium to high speeds with archaic goals such as … Read More “All sports to be replaced with e-sports”

Fake Coupons
Letty Dornfeld

Earth Day photos
Barnabas Brennan

Provost Announces Tuition Decrease for 2016-2017 Academic Year
Farah Rahman After countless concerns from Case Western Reserve University students about the “skyrocketing costs of education,” complaints of graduating seniors with “crippling debt and loans” and no financial basis … Read More “Provost Announces Tuition Decrease for 2016-2017 Academic Year”
Shit Case Kids Say Crossword Answers
Across 4. Trigger 9. Teenage 10. Acclaimed 11. Cold 12. Southerner 15. Recycle 17. Calorie 20. Impressive 21. Nerd 23. Paintball 24. Respect 25. Nidgery Down 1. Attackers 2. Heckle … Read More “Shit Case Kids Say Crossword Answers”

Shit Case Kids Say Crossword Clues
Across 4. “_____ warning!” 9. “I just feel like Katy Perry living in a _____ dream.” 10. “The only critically _____ movie I’ve ever seen is ‘The Big Lebowski.’” 11. … Read More “Shit Case Kids Say Crossword Clues”
Horoscopes
Aries: A late-night text from someone special may set your heart aflutter this weekend, but beware—not every booty call is as bootylicious as it seems. Taurus: Although you may find … Read More “Horoscopes”

Cultural appropriation
Riddhi Patel It is very difficult to stay imbedded in the culture you identify with in college and also just in America as well. In a country that is considered … Read More “Cultural appropriation”
Let’s talk about doors!
Paul Palumbo There’s a huge problem on the Case Western Reserve University campus that nobody is addressing, and I feel it is my obligation to point out the elephant in … Read More “Let’s talk about doors!”
Who to choose: An in-depth analysis of the G.O.P. candidates
Jahlyn Reyes-McKinley, A rapidly aging white male I’ve always enjoyed sitting back and watching the political dog and pony show unfold from my gold-plated yacht off the coast of Venezuela, but … Read More “Who to choose: An in-depth analysis of the G.O.P. candidates”
It could always be worse
Oksinav Aizatsana It’s easy to complain about the world around us. Top 40 music is horrific, a mirror qualifies as art as long as you stick it in a modern … Read More “It could always be worse”
Tobacco Ban Doesn’t Go Far Enough
Phillip Morris As has been reported in other, lesser student publications, the Faculty Senate voted in December 2015 to approve a tobacco ban on the campus of Case Western Reserve … Read More “Tobacco Ban Doesn’t Go Far Enough”