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Issue 90

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2016May 10, 2016No comment Diagram of CWRU Senior

Diagram of CWRU Senior

Anne Nickoloff

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2016No comment American Ad

American Ad

Alaina Lisanti

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2016No comment American vs All Other Food

American vs All Other Food

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2016No comment Spot the Difference

Spot the Difference

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2016No comment The Founding Avengers

The Founding Avengers

Barnabas Brennan

Author cwruathenianPosted on May 10, 2016May 10, 2016No comment Map of the World By Americans

Map of the World By Americans

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 26, 2016No comment Issue 90

Issue 90

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 26, 2016April 26, 2016No comment How American Are You?

How American Are You?

Jahlyn Reyes-McKinley, Captain General ‘MERICA the Third Which Politician are you the most comfortable with? a.           b.           c.     … Read More “How American Are You?”

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 22, 2016No comment Countries ranked by their “Americanness”

Countries ranked by their “Americanness”

Eric Polhemus 10: Japan: Japan’s commitment to selling everything possible in a vending machine earns it a place on this list. 9: Iraq: Look, we’re trying, OK? 8: Mexico: Mexico … Read More “Countries ranked by their “Americanness””

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 22, 2016May 10, 2016No comment Editor’s Note

Editor’s Note

Dear readers, It’s been real. It’s been fun. So many feels, So many puns. This is an editor’s note, It’s where you say stuff About all the things you wrote, … Read More “Editor’s Note”

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 21, 2016May 10, 2016No comment Police brutality relieves national debt with jar fund

Police brutality relieves national debt with jar fund

Oksinav Aizatsana As Cleveland and other cities across America see steadily increasing instances of police brutality, economists continue to search for a method to relieve the growing national debt. While … Read More “Police brutality relieves national debt with jar fund”

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 21, 2016No comment Kardashians are true Americans

Kardashians are true Americans

Riddhi Patel What do the 2016 election, Kourtney Kardashian and Andrew Cuomo visiting Cuba all have in common? They are all news headlines. When did American foreign policy and a … Read More “Kardashians are true Americans”

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 21, 2016No comment Midwesterner accidently holds door open for 13 hours

Midwesterner accidently holds door open for 13 hours

Paul Palumbo Holding the door open for people has always been a sign of good manners and class. Doing something so simple has always been an easy yet impactful way … Read More “Midwesterner accidently holds door open for 13 hours”

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 21, 2016No comment Open letter to America from the rest of the world

Open letter to America from the rest of the world

Paul Palumbo Dear America, WHAT. THE. HELL. GUYS. What on earth is happening to your country? You guys used to be a driving force in the world, wowing everybody with … Read More “Open letter to America from the rest of the world”

Author cwruathenianPosted on April 21, 2016May 10, 2016No comment Trump hires rioters for more controversy

Trump hires rioters for more controversy

Daniel Mottern Amidst a slew of American flags, “Make America Great Again” hats, and angry conversations about immigrants, there seems to be a problem arising for Donald Trump supporters in … Read More “Trump hires rioters for more controversy”

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