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Issue 95

Author cwruathenianPosted on March 3, 2017March 3, 2017No comment Space Flight Biographies

Space Flight Biographies

Caroline Berry Every year, thousands of people apply for a free spaceship ride across the galaxy. Finalists for the competition were announced last night. Each were asked to submit a … Read More “Space Flight Biographies”

Author cwruathenianPosted on March 3, 2017No comment CWRU announces tuition breaks for wealthy students

CWRU announces tuition breaks for wealthy students

Harald Gormsson   CLEVELAND, OH—In an unprecedented move, Case Western Reserve University has begun a new program to provide tuition breaks for wealthy students. Following the school’s change to need-aware … Read More “CWRU announces tuition breaks for wealthy students”

Author cwruathenianPosted on March 3, 2017March 3, 2017No comment How to meet local singles

How to meet local singles

Sabotage your means of transportation mid-journey Volunteer at the University Farm Make use of pick-up lines (You bring the bubble, I bring the tea) [This is drastic, but] turn on … Read More “How to meet local singles”

Author cwruathenianPosted on March 3, 2017No comment Reasons for the decline in Greek Life membership

Reasons for the decline in Greek Life membership

You like to take photos without squatting It’s too much fun You can get more relevant interview practice at the Career Center Living in a house with over 25 people … Read More “Reasons for the decline in Greek Life membership”

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