Issue 97

Nailah Mathews   Restoration comedy (named for the restoration of the monarchy in England after Parliament beheaded a king), strangely enough, has yet to have enjoyed a prominent following in … Read More ““She Stoops to Conquer” can’t conquer Death”

Jasmine Heusey It was noon when Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You” was broadcast over the airwaves of WRUW. The earth began to shake as the station itself revolted against the … Read More “Hipster on WRUW breaks ranks, plays Ed Sheeran”

Erin Hartmann   As it turns out, there is actually not a whole lot to do this weekend. Here are some things only a few of you will be interested … Read More “What to do this weekend”

  “Dental Care” – Owl City: “Dental Care” is a dreamy electro synth song by Owl City, as he laments about his struggles going to the dentist. Following the story … Read More “Playlist of the Week: April 7-13”

Cancer | When they go low, you will go high, to the dismay of the children you will dunk on. Aries |  Much of today will be a continuation of … Read More “Horoscopes for April 14, 2017”

Eddie Kerekes PHILADELPHIA—Think beyond the possible. As many of you readers know, that’s the motto of Case Western Reserve University. Cleveland Browns general manager Sashi Brown did not attend CWRU, … Read More “Browns draft pitcher Alex Faedo as surprising number one pick”

Eddie Kerekes CLEVELAND—Wearing his signature red shirt, Tiger Woods crouched down and stared at the ball rolling on the green toward the hole. When it finally descended into the cup, … Read More “Tiger Woods wins CWRU mini golf championship”

Editorial Staff USG: F   Although it may seem extreme, we find this grade reasonable. The Undergraduate Student Government (USG) has addressed none of the concerns our staff has submitted … Read More “Semester Grades”

A cold wind blows through an empty, dark conference room. Discarded solo cups and half-eaten pizza litter the floor. The only sound that breaks the awkward silence is the occasional … Read More “Letter to the Editor: Student body’s ignorance is disgusting”

Steve Kerby After the recent impeachment of the President of the Class Officer Collective Class of 2019, attempts to appoint a new interim president stalled repeatedly. The remaining COC 2019 … Read More “Unconventional Method Used to Appoint New COC 2019 President”

Dear Editor, In a recent issue of the Athenian, your esteemed editor, Paul Palumbo, wrote about doors. In this atrocious opinion piece, he argued that “all the doors on campus … Read More “Letter to the Editor: A response to your critique of campus doors”

Statistics professors shares thoughts on the site Jess Chalas Q: Today, we’re interviewing Professor Jared Ashby of the Statistics Department, Case Western Reserve University’s most avid user of RateMyStudents.com. So, … Read More “CWRU releases Rate My Student”

Staff Reporter Cleveland native and Dunkin’ Donuts gold star loyalty member Mike Holliday was recently hired by the Case Western Reserve University Police as the new part-time Greenie driver. Since … Read More “New bus driver takes Greenie in a new direction”

Leticia Dornfeld At approximately 9:30 p.m. on Friday, March 24, a person was running across Juniper Road towards the Residence Halls when he was suddenly hit from his right by … Read More “Greenie hits pedestrian, driver lauded”