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Author cwruathenianPosted on August 24, 2013No comment What’s a Little Addiction?

What’s a Little Addiction?

My first Nintendo was a hand-me-down original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) from my older sisters. They had no use for the console and I did. I immediately took to the … Read More “What’s a Little Addiction?”

Author cwruathenianPosted on August 24, 2013No comment On Riff Raff’s Behalf: Where’s His Monies?

On Riff Raff’s Behalf: Where’s His Monies?

If you were to compare rapper Riff Raff to actor James Franco, you wouldn’t immediately see many similarities beyond the fact that they are both Caucasian and are both men. … Read More “On Riff Raff’s Behalf: Where’s His Monies?”

Author cwruathenianPosted on August 24, 2013No comment Once Bitten, Too Shy Shy

Once Bitten, Too Shy Shy

I reach in and pull out of the pop culture miasma the subject for this column… vampire books. Here I go again: writing on books a couple hundred years after … Read More “Once Bitten, Too Shy Shy”

Author cwruathenianPosted on August 24, 2013No comment The Beachgoer’s Woe

The Beachgoer’s Woe

I tend to save disc golfing for the hotter days, and it isn’t until those days that I remember that, unlike going to the beach, disc golfing may seem like … Read More “The Beachgoer’s Woe”

Author cwruathenianPosted on August 24, 2013August 5, 2014No comment The Official Decree

The Official Decree

Regardless of where you are in the world, complaining is perhaps everyone’s biggest pastime. Whether it be big or small, we can always find something to complain about. I assure … Read More “The Official Decree”

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