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Author cwruathenianPosted on February 22, 2017No comment Apocalypse happens, Case Bubble shelters student

Apocalypse happens, Case Bubble shelters student

Oksinav Aizatasan   The Case Bubble is well known for its ability to keep Case Western Reserve University students from knowing that Cleveland consists of more than Uptown, Little Italy … Read More “Apocalypse happens, Case Bubble shelters student”

Author cwruathenianPosted on March 17, 2016No comment Submit a Letter

Submit a Letter

Hello! Thank you for taking the time to visit this page. If you are here it is most likely because you read our April Fool’s issue and were overly curious … Read More “Submit a Letter”

Author cwruathenianPosted on March 15, 2016March 15, 2016No comment CWRU Celebrates Earth Day with Consumerism Festival

CWRU Celebrates Earth Day with Consumerism Festival

Sabanrab Bocaj This weekend we celebrate the 46th-annual Earth Day, a now globally honored tradition. With continually increasing concerns about climate change, it is important to remember how far we … Read More “CWRU Celebrates Earth Day with Consumerism Festival”

Author cwruathenianPosted on December 7, 2015No comment A capitalist’s guide to winning

A capitalist’s guide to winning

Jack Donaghy When you are as successful as me, the Chairman of General Electric, the government will attempt to rip millions of dollars away from you in the name of … Read More “A capitalist’s guide to winning”

Author cwruathenianPosted on December 6, 2015No comment Case Against Humanity Cards

Case Against Humanity Cards

Giving sets away at Thwing Study Over Sunday December 6th, 2015 Alternatively Download and Print your own below: Question Cards Response Cards

Author cwruathenianPosted on November 11, 2015No comment The Sultan of Seduction

The Sultan of Seduction

The Sultan Seducing the rich is hard. Is the chase of plebeians for intimacy getting a bit dry? Are old baits like the trail of money into the bedroom or buying expensive … Read More “The Sultan of Seduction”

Author cwruathenianPosted on August 27, 2015No comment Hilary Clinton Drinking Game

Hilary Clinton Drinking Game

By the Athenian Staff – Says “Case College” or any incorrect variation of school name: 2 shots – Mentions being a women 1 shot – Mentions plan of reducing price … Read More “Hilary Clinton Drinking Game”

Author cwruathenianPosted on November 5, 2014No comment #ThrowbackThursday

#ThrowbackThursday

Andrew Hodowanec               @lonelyboy15: #tbt to when my drunk ex-girlfriend hooked up with 3 of the employees at Denny’s for a free Grand Slamwich … Read More “#ThrowbackThursday”

Author cwruathenianPosted on October 3, 2014October 3, 2014No comment Editor’s Note – Issue 77

Editor’s Note – Issue 77

Anne Nickoloff, Editor-in-Chief Case Western is a geographically large school. Need proof of that? Just ask any student who’s lived on Carlton Road and had an 8:00 a.m. class at … Read More “Editor’s Note – Issue 77”

Author cwruathenianPosted on July 26, 2013No comment Mike’s Madness: July 11

Mike’s Madness: July 11

A look at what’s been happening in the news this week from Mike McKenna Students take drastic measures after interest rate hike After the Senate bill that would have restored … Read More “Mike’s Madness: July 11”

Author cwruathenianPosted on June 18, 2013No comment Captain America: The First Block to Public Transportation

Captain America: The First Block to Public Transportation

Curmudgeons on Parade: A Column by Hallie Dolin I’m pretty sure that every Cleveland resident has spent the past two months strutting around, bursting with pride and boasting to everyone … Read More “Captain America: The First Block to Public Transportation”

Author cwruathenianPosted on June 14, 2013No comment MTV’s Mobile Music Festival

MTV’s Mobile Music Festival

Dat Funky Music: A column by Annie Nickoloff MTV has ruined a lot of things for me, but starting me on a rant about useless reality shows clogging TV channels … Read More “MTV’s Mobile Music Festival”

Author cwruathenianPosted on June 13, 2013No comment Mike’s Madness: June 13

Mike’s Madness: June 13

A look at what’s been happening in the news this week Mike McKenna Starbucks announces that customers can no longer smoke near any of its locations Brand considers other changes … Read More “Mike’s Madness: June 13”

Author cwruathenianPosted on June 12, 2013No comment The Cameroon Night Box

The Cameroon Night Box

Kayla’s Worldly Intentions: A Column by Kayla DeVault Not many people have the privilege – or is it ignorance? – to travel with a group to a remote village in … Read More “The Cameroon Night Box”

Author cwruathenianPosted on June 12, 2013No comment What I’ve Learned at Seattle Grace

What I’ve Learned at Seattle Grace

Curmudgeons on Parade: A Column by Hallie Dolin Netflix may boast of its supposedly fantastic selection, but for my money, it’s not worth the eight bucks a month. They don’t … Read More “What I’ve Learned at Seattle Grace”

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