We apologize for an article on Friday about the recently departed sorority Kappa Alpha Sigma, which stated that their house would be closed on Dec. 2, after which they would be dearly missed. Our sources confirmed they would not be missed.
We also apologize for our correction in the previous issue which was, on review, incorrect. Provost William A. “Bud” Baeslack III is, in fact, a vital member of the administrative team (and a generous donor to student publications).