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Head: XXX Family Presents The 25 Days of Dickmas

Julia Bianco

Everyone knows that Christmas is the perfect season for porn. So tune in to XXX Family all month to see your favorite holiday pornos!

 

Monday, Dec. 1

“Miracle on 69th Street”

A woman discovers that orgasms do come true, if you believe.

 

Tuesday, Dec. 2

“Jack-off Frost”

A man returns from the dead so he can masturbate some more.

 

Wednesday, Dec. 3

“The Incredi-balls”

The Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible sex tape that we’ve all been waiting for.

 

Thursday, Dec. 4

“Toy Whore-y”

A cowboy gets jealous when a sexy spaceman tries to steal his gal. Spoiler: This ends in a

threesome.

 

Friday, Dec. 5

“Scroowed”

Bill Murray stars as a selfish sexecutive who bangs three spirits on Christmas Eve.

 

Saturday, Dec. 6

“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bone”

The Boy who Gives (Girls his Dick) starts his first year at Hog-warts School of Sex.

 

Sunday, Dec. 7

“Home A-Bone”

A couple of burglars break into a house to have sex on Christmas.

 

Monday, Dec. 8

“Dr. Masseuse’s How the Pinch Stole Christmas”

A creature is intent on having sex on Christmas.

 

Tuesday, Dec. 9

“Rudolph the Red-Dick Reindeer”

A misfit reindeer is sad when all of his friends shun him because of his ridiculously large

penis.

 

Wednesday, Dec. 10

“Lilo and Bitch”

A Hawaiian woman adopts a Furry who she keeps as a pet.

 

Thursday, Dec. 11

“A Fistmas Carol”

A Victorian-era miser takes on a journey of self-redemption for his sex life.

 

Friday, Dec. 12

“Ass Age”

A tiger, a sloth, and a wooly mammoth have sex in a cave.

 

Saturday, Dec. 13

“Deck the Balls”

Two neighbors have a competition to see who can have more sex.

 

Sunday, Dec. 14

“Frosty’s Winter Plunder-land”

Frosty gets a new wife and they have a lot of sex.

 

Monday, Dec. 15

“The Mistle Bones”

A woman forms an orgy group and challenges their rivals to a competition on Christmas

Eve.

 

Tuesday, Dec. 16

“Mary Pop-ins”

A magic nanny bones some random dad.

 

Wednesday, Dec. 17

“The Pant-a Clause”

When a man inadvertently kills Santa on Christmas Eve, he is forced to take his place… in

bed.

 

Thursday, Dec. 18

“The Polar XXX-Press”

In XXX Family’s first original movie, a doubting man boards a magical train that takes him

to the North Pole’s secret sex lodge.

 

Friday, Dec. 19

“Charlie and the Condom Factory”

A man gets a once in a lifetime experience to explore the mysterious condom factory, which

is full of tiny singing orange women.

 

Saturday, Dec. 20

“The Cat in the Butt”

A cat makes a big, big mess.

 

Sunday, Dec. 21

“Desperately Seeking Dick”

A woman holds a Hunky Man contest to help her find a new boyfriend.

 

Monday, Dec. 22

“The Little Purr-maid”

Mermaids, dude. Hot.

 

Tuesday, Dec. 23

“Winnie the Ooh”

Winnie does everything he can to help cheer up his friend Eeyore.

 

Wednesday, Dec. 24

“Snoopy Come Bone”

A man named Snoopy feels obligated to have sex with his former boss.

 

Thursday, Dec. 25

“Curious Gorge”

A very curious man looks for things in all sorts of nooks and crannies.

 

Thursday, Jan. 1

“Mu-get-it-on”

A woman becomes China’s greatest prostitute.

 

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