How to meet local singles

  • Sabotage your means of transportation mid-journey
  • Volunteer at the University Farm
  • Make use of pick-up lines (You bring the bubble, I bring the tea)
  • [This is drastic, but] turn on airplane mode
  • The classic: Tinder (resist swiping left)
  • Get arrested
  • Get a teacup pig
  • Get an ad in the newspaper (The Athenian has an opening)
  • Protest
  • Go to a Case Western Reserve University sporting event (be brave and choose something other than football)
  • Join a religious organization and participate in praying for strangers
  • Join a cult
  • Join a gang

Jess Chalas

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