Dear Ivan Tadrinknow, I’ve been with my boyfriend for three years now, and we’re both about to graduate. We’ve been planning on getting married after college. I like him a … Read More “Drunken advice with Ivan Tadrinknow”
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Barbara Snyder sells CWRU to foreign investors
CLEVELAND, OH – News broke early this morning of the sale of Case Western Reserve University to a group of Chinese investors. The group, headed by billionaire Lee Shau Kee, … Read More “Barbara Snyder sells CWRU to foreign investors”
Best foods the second time around
Some wines are paired perfectly with foods: Chardonnay and roasted salmon, merlot and gouda cheese, pinot noir and Raman noodles. However, an excess of wine and an excess of food … Read More “Best foods the second time around”
The perfect wine to pair with Leutner food: A field guide
For anyone looking to enjoy a truly exquisite meal, the drink is just as important as the food. This fact doesn’t change just because the setting is a dining hall. … Read More “The perfect wine to pair with Leutner food: A field guide”
Is it True? Do professors drink too?
Everyone knows how high school students get drunk. “GUYS LET’S GET SCHWASTED IN MY BASEMENT.” (Cue fist pumping and giggling.) Everyone knows how college students get drunk. “Hey, uh… it’s … Read More “Is it True? Do professors drink too?”
Easy & tasty recipes
Whatever Casserole “I can’t believe it’s not Leutner!” Ingredients: Tuna, approximately two cans. (Or chicken, if you don’t like fishy things.) Pasta. (Whatever sounds right. Egg noodles are best. I … Read More “Easy & tasty recipes”
Gambit’s guide to picking up some tail
Welcome once again, folks, to another month of Gambit’s tips and tricks. It’s like a walkthrough guide, but instead of slaying Ganon, you’re slaying something else, if you know what … Read More “Gambit’s guide to picking up some tail”
Cleveland Indians Sign Backyard Baseball character for four years, $50 Million
CLEVELAND, OH – In what has already been a surprisingly aggressive offseason for the team, the Cleveland Indians have made another move. The club announced Wednesday that they intend to … Read More “Cleveland Indians Sign Backyard Baseball character for four years, $50 Million”
Case alum victim of world’s worst food disaster
For many Case students, the phrase ‘food disaster’ can describe a lot of different experiences – that disastrous meal that they attempted to cook for their first date, Aunt Bertha’s … Read More “Case alum victim of world’s worst food disaster”
The dark side of dressage: are Europeans eating Rafalca?
Europe has been plagued with an ongoing scandal about the content of its hamburgers. Horse meat has been found in meat products across the continent, prompting officials to place tighter … Read More “The dark side of dressage: are Europeans eating Rafalca?”
The best March Madness drinks
“The Party Planner”: Half Vodka, Half Gatorade, served in a Gatorade bottle in front of a blind police officer. “True Gentleman”: Keystone, Natural Light and 151 spilled on the bar, … Read More “The best March Madness drinks”
Editor’s Note (March 1st)
Once upon a time, there was this magazine. The people that work there now aren’t really sure how things were done back then as, at that age, they didn’t have … Read More “Editor’s Note (March 1st)”
Midterm Study Drinking Games: How to feel productive when you’re absolutely not
Periodic-Table Pong: It’s like normal beer pong, but with elements and all the other things you should probably know for that big midterm! Think, Drink: For every word in your … Read More “Midterm Study Drinking Games: How to feel productive when you’re absolutely not”