Reasons for the decline in Greek Life membership

  • You like to take photos without squatting
  • It’s too much fun
  • You can get more relevant interview practice at the Career Center
  • Living in a house with over 25 people of the same gender identity no longer seems appealing
  • Knowledge of the Greek alphabet has declined (there’s too many symbols in math to remember already)
  • Students may already have too many extended relatives
  • The lack of high-heeled shoes at the Case Western Reserve University bookstore limits possibilities to meet the dress code
  • We’re already Spartans, are we not? And most prefer the Romans anyway.

Jess Chalas

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