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XXX Family Presents: 13 Days of Hallowpeen

Julia Bianco

XXX Family is proud to announce the schedule for our most popular event of the year, 13 Days of Hallowpeen. Get ready to get wild, get sexual and get spooky!

Sunday, Oct. 19
“Hocus Poke-us”
Three witch sisters, resurrected after three centuries, go on a hunt to get laid.

Monday, Oct. 20
“Men with Black (Penises)”
A streetwise NYPD dick-tective joins a secret organization that polices extratesticle affairs on Earth.

Tuesday, Oct. 21
“Alice in Underpants”
A naked girl finds herself in a magical world, where she must face off against the Red Peen.

Wednesday, Oct. 22
“Monsters, Pink”
Pulley lives in fear of big penises, but when one enters her hometown of Monstropolis, will she find a way to accept it?

Thursday, Oct. 23
“I Know Who You Did Last Summer”
Four teens are in great danger of an STD after they bang in the sea.

Friday, Oct. 24
“Scooby Boo(b)”
The Mystery, Dick gang work together to investigate strange fapp-enings on a mysterious island.

Saturday, Oct. 25
“Beetle-penis-juice”
A couple of recently deceased ghosts hire a weird green haired man to have a threesome with them in their old house.

Sunday, Oct. 26
“Grasper”
A paranormal sexpert and his girlfriend bunk up in an abandoned house with three mischievous ghosts, and one who may be a bit over friendly.

Monday, Oct. 27
“The Addams Apple Family”
A con artist tries to fleece a well-endowed family by pretending to be their Uncle Breast-er.

Tuesday, Oct. 28
“The Sorcerer’s Apprenti-penis”
A master sorcerer tries to find and train Merlin’s penis to defeat dark sorceress Morgana le Pussy.

Wednesday, Oct. 29
“Your Mummy”
Archaeologists accidentally awaken a horny mummy while digging in the ancient city of Humpunaptra.

Thursday, Oct. 30
“Ed-Hard Scissorpants”
A man with a scissor penis falls in love with a booty-full young girl.

Friday, Oct. 31
“Tim Butt-on’s The Nightmare Before Fistmas”
Jack-Off Swellingbone, king of Hallowpeen Town, discovers Boob Town, and he has to learn to adapt to this new land.

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